There’s a Girl in My Soup (1970)

Guy’s lying in bed, brown hair, slim, just chilling in a low-lit room with a nightstand and an ice bucket. Next scene he’s standing at the dresser, still alone, adjusting himself like he’s waiting. Then the blonde shows up — middle-aged, slim, short bouffant hair, wearing lingerie, they start fooling around on the bed. She gives him a blowjob while straddling his legs, slow and deliberate, then they switch to missionary with her on bottom. The lighting stays dim throughout, pretty soft focus, kind of moody. Later it cuts to a totally different scene — five gray-haired, obese mature milfs in a hallway lit by candles and a chandelier, all wearing lingerie, just standing there like some kind of surreal harem shot. No transition, no explanation. The vibe is weirdly dreamlike, like two separate vignettes spliced together. Video looks like it was shot on consumer camcorder from the early 2000s, grainy but watchable.