La trombata (1980)

Starts with some dude in a graduation gown and cap just standing on a boat deck looking out. No idea what’s up with that, but it’s weirdly hot. Then cuts to a bedroom where a curvy blonde MILF with fake tits goes down on a balding guy in glasses—she’s really into it, deep throating like it’s nothing. Next up, a priest-looking guy with thick eyebrows gives this intense stare straight at the camera, collar and all. Later, a group shot with a full bear costume, a horse, and a chick in black just standing there—kinda random but fun. Best part is the car scene: a slim blonde in the driver’s seat leans over and sucks off the guy in the passenger seat while parked outside. Natural light makes it feel real, and you can see her head bobbing through the window.